the rad hero

9/1/05 11:06 pm

so i have a new username...

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5/6/05 03:12 pm

( brace yourself. )

4/7/05 06:48 pm

11:17
the doorbell rings. as im walking downstairs i squint to look out the lace covered window next to my front door and see a young girls wrist with a pink bracelet and i think its jenny. open the door and see two faces i dont know but theyre young like jennys age but i find out later that theyre in ninth grade. the girl with the pink bracelet has purple hair and asks me if my parents are home and i say ....no...they arent...why? theyre being so awkward i have to start giggling. well my friend was driving and she didnt hit the brakes quick enough. we hit your mailbox. and were stuck in the mud. i start giggling more and kind of say awww. so i get some paper and a pencil and go outside smiling really loud and in my driveway is a tye-dye limo golfcart. i ask if they have a learners permit so i can write down her number blah blah blah and she looks scared and says um....no.... thats fine i feel bad for her and i tell her not to be freaked out. she smiles awkwardly and her freckled friend that was driving just stares at me like im a goddamn black mamba about to poison the shit out of her so i look away and mentally roll my eyes and say that i like their happy golfcart. her mom is already on her way to my house so i figure ill call my mom because i was supposed to be leaving to meet her. the whole time im telling my mom this im laughing and my mom says how unfunny it is and i have to stop laughing right then. i laugh harder and make faces at my mom through the phone line that makes the girl with purple hair giggle quietly. the mom gets there with two more of her little kids and the five of them push out the golfcart leaving a foot deep ditch of mud and murky water where my mailbox once laid. i almost offered but i was wearing a new shirt and i figured it wasnt my duty to help. so anyways theyre gonna get us a new mailbox and stuff and fix our yard which is nice because it was a shitty yard and i dont feel like fixing it.

3/16/05 02:39 am

so i was cooking spring rolls in my kitchen and i heard a little scurrying in a big cardboard box on my kitchen counter. it sounded exactly like my little thor running around in his wheel. so remembering that my dad told me about some hamsters that they were taking care of at his work that belonged to a little girl, and i thought maybe he brought them home to show me. so i finished cooking and cleaning up and washed my hands. i opened the lid to the big box and inside where two tiny carrier cages that are just about the right size for a little mouse or hamster. ( so i picked them up and inside where two... )

i guess my dad brought them home for observation.

i named them boris and bianca.